Noycabulary

who says Noynoy Aquino is stupid? I think all those jokes and rumors about him being retarded are totally unfounded. the guy’s a complete genius! in fact, I’ve heard he will receive an award for his contributions to the development of the english language in our country. and here are a few of Noynoy’s priceless contributions to developing our vocabulary:

“oppressed” – landowners, esp. those with 50 hectares or more

“oppressor” – those with no land, esp. those who have to work on the landholdings of others

“the sweet life” – having a weekly salary of P9.50

“justified” – using gunfire against a strike and killing seven strikers

“forbidden” – questions about hacienda luisita

“groups with vested interests” – GMANews.TV and New York Times

“campaign platform” – the identity of your parents

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